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mom of 5 (3 fur, 2 human), wife (human, of course), perfect daughter and terribly funny (in my own head)...


I live in the middle of Texas, but am generally embarrassed by what most folks think of people from the state.

I have a great husband (my love, my heartburn) who with the exception of a somewhat sick sense of humor, I share very little in common. But let's be honest, if you are laughing... well, you don't really notice the rest.

I have three fur babies, all are overwieght with love. I had to ask for a Dyson Vacuum for Christmas just to deal with the pet hair.

We have two fabulous boys, butterbean and banzo bean, who are my center.

I have a job that requires me to sit about and write boring things all day... but they pay me. So, I show up.

You must be wondering, with all this glamour and excitement, why waste my time aimlessly rambling to strangers... well, I can't afford therapy and I worry that I am losing my mind. How often you ask?

Well... Prolly, all the time.

And now for some required disclosure:
“Everything posted on this blog is my personal opinion and does not necessarily represent the views of my employer or its clients."


TV viewing (un-godly amounts, generally), 80s movies, Southern fiction, chatting with the fur babies, the bump on the back of my hubbie's head and hanging with my best friends, butterbean and garbanzo bean