hmmmm, now doesn't that just sounds like a bounty of goodness. actually, the title refers in large part to the random thoughts that have been filling my mind today. I wish that it were possible on typepad to have a sidebar where I could dump thoughts... the ones not fully formed enough for a full entry, but that are taking up huge amounts of space in my brain that might otherwise be occupied by a never-ending loop of "crocodile rock..."
Does anyone know if this is possible?
In the meantime, I am putting them all here. Enjoy!
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Sometimes, I get started on a random chain of thinking that ultimately leads me to a memory that makes me laugh out loud. Today, for example, I started thinking about how much I am irked by someone that I am forced to work with and I ended up with the memory of the best Halloween costume ever.
A friend of N., in a rush to come up with something to wear for the festivities, came out in a matter of minutes decked out in a brown garbage bag with yellow post-it notes attached. When asked what he was, he simply replied...
Shit with corn.
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Do y'all remember being 10 years old and how $5 used to burn a gawddam hole in your pocket. I don't know about you, but I would have killed my dog if it meant that i could get to to the mall even 4 minutes faster to spend all of my money on the nastiest cheapest shit I could find... and this is what i finally remembered in fondness. CHARMIES... [i am desperately hunting for a picture that I can post here, but they all belong to individuals.] I lurved my Charmies bracelets and necklaces...
Anyway, what the hell has my mom done with all that stuff?
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I suspect that my cat is planning my untimely demise... I can't give specifics. He is watching me right now. v. closely.
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I keep a file of pictures here in the house. The pictures are actually of self-inflicted wounds and bruises... I am a very clumsy person, for examples see here and here.
I have titled the file "in case I go missing." Do you think that I have a sick sense of humor?
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