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Tuesday, October 18, 2005



This weekend, my 20-month-old uttered the phrase, "Back off, Bitch". Obviously, I missed my window of opportunity on toning down my language.


Shit, tpon, Shane MacGowan and I have the same dental plan.


It's called leave me the fuck alone until I crack my canines when falling off this barstool.

How about I donate 50 cents to the DNC every time you say the word "fucknuts" around N? Or would he come after me and karate chop my ass into oblivion for undermining his mission?


Well at least you have ONE place you can cuss... so cuss away! We won't mind. You do it with humor, so I actually enjoy the shit out of it.

But - PLEASE - keep it to that! I hate to see the RNC get that money. It kills me. So, please... be good?

I hate dentists too. I hate taking my kids to the dentist, because I feel like I am smilingly dropping them off at a torture chamber whenever we go. So far, they haven't caught on. But they will. Oh, yes. They will.


T'pon, you'll like this, must take a listen: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4965941.

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